Mego In America

Sad but true, I am in America. And I wish I was still in France. But don’t worry, I’m trying to scheme my way into somehow getting back over on that side of the pond by August/September. My new crackpot idea is going to get my Masters Degree there. So… we’ll see how that goes.

Anyways a wrap up of my last week (insert tears here) in France: hanging out. I just hung out all week, bought souvenirs, and pretended I wasn’t leaving. Pretty standard.

But I did spend my last day in Paris with my boyfriend which was super awesome. I did feel bad because I made him drag like 50 kilos of luggage through the streets of Paris, in the rain. I had like 25 kilos I was dragging because for some reason, I accumulated a ton of crap these past 8 months. Idk who knows how that happened. Anyways we spent the afternoon in Montmartre and going to the Sacre Coeur and also Buttes Chaumont. As last days in beautiful amazing countires go, it was nickel! That is what French people say instead of cool. Image


So now I am back in the US and I am sad… somebody give me a job in France!!!!


Gettin’ Swizzy Wit It

…because I like to pretend I am clever…

Anyhoo Swizz update! The verdict, rain, rain, and more rain. Also FREEZING bahhh. Geneva is super chic so I felt pretty much like a country bumpkin but I guess thats about right considering where I have been living for the past few months haha.

i know im wearing sunglasses but that was just to keep the rain out of my eyez

So Anyways this was an ok part of my trip. The highlight was chillaxin in Lausanne with Kyle doing a gastronomic tour. Basically we ate the BEST kebabs EVER and then I had a real coffee not an espresso, and a smoothie. Boom.  Although I feel bad cuz he was super hungover… apparently Lausanne is a huge party town which is pretty sweet.

Then Sunday I wandereed around Geneva trying not to get frostbite and attempting to be cultural at the same time. I went to some Art History museum where the security guard gave me a free tour cuz he loves America I guess. IDK he just gave me the inside scoop about all the Roman, Greek, and Egyptian pieces.

Also checkout this statue and tell me what is weird about it…

guess why i'm a creepy weird statue...

If you guessed its a young dudes body with the head of an old man then you my friend are correct.

I will say Switzerland is very clean. So it has that going for it. Final verdict? I’m never going back. You win some, you lose some!

don't poop on the sidewalk dogs!

Italy update soon 🙂

creepy reformation museum poster... come to my museum or my beard will curse you!

idk what i need to do to have a statue of me made where i am riding a horse with an eagle on my shoulder but i want to make this a reality